one PAIR of pAnTs jesus

i can’t send you any messages so

i’m going out to dinner and when i come back i’ll still be deciding on a name let me know if you decide on anything

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maybe if the baby didn’t have legs it wouldn’t be so funny

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I can’t get over the bomb legs I JUST CAN’T

YOU MADE IT jdfghtvgds

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because vanderlyle?! that’s also in my list of future cat names and it’s ginny’s first born baby name

i’m goign to cry omfg ginny is my favorite 

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purple: edith, dotty, elvira. black: dante, margot, agnes. teal: wolfgang, vanderlyle, bjorn. yellow: heidi.

well that’s it i have to get you a teal bike

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I do sound like a grumpy old lady don’t I? okay but if two of your bikes were stolen by heathens you would be mad too!!! anyway I would love a beach cruiser named…well I have a list of names depending on color. sigh

you had 2 omg unnacceptable omfg i want this list

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people probably stole it

i know you’re upset about this but i’ve promised you like 3 times that i would buy you a fixie okay and it will be nicer than your old bike and you can give it a name even better than ethel

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yes hahaha idc! and I know dom I ended up going to bed before you did and I didn’t even have class today shame on you

no i opened your message as soon as you sent it and then in like 10 minutes i fell asleep to i need my girl  so we probably fell asleep around the same time

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and they had like 5 people working there. you’re not allowed to miss the 90s nick block anymore I need someone to laugh about this with

i know i know well i ended up staying up until like 1:45 anyway because what is sleep? so even when i’m working thursday nights i will watch with you. but omfg wait can i post the submit from last night because

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ofmg DOM THE sound i justr mnae i cannot breathe

 lori beth had been selling that pair of pants for 29 years

the same pair of pants for 29 years

i need to see this episode i

the first word of the first chapter of my health book omg

the first word of the first chapter of my health book omg

omg on all that they're doing a skit about a store called 'we got pants' BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE PAIR. one PAIR of pAnTs jesus

ily i’m crying

DEB IS GOING TO CUT OLD LIME

WHAT

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we are all awful
you just miss me which makes me feel GREAT you are all wonderful ily

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am i the only good influence around here?

yes actually

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That is sim Emily!!! Dom i am not going to actually use any of those questions..except maybe the cheese one.
well i NEED to know how paget feels about turtlenecks i don’t care if we don’t mention the word ghost. but gkjhekrd deb ask her all the things! also ginny and anyone else who KNOWS what they’re talking about

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yes juju

see